Weary, Trite, Worn-Out, Lame Wine Headlines

Don’t.

Just don’t.

They ain’t cute. They ain’t clever. They ain’t creative. And they’re NOT going to help you. (Now where did I put the Kaopectate?)

• Wine no more for me, my darling
• Chinese and French wine experts trying to put a cork in counterfeit wine
• Wineries uncork predictive analytics …
• Drink in the best in wine writing
• The Next Napa
• Grape expectations for Croydon vintner
• Across the grape divide
• The grape escape
• Wine not?
• What a corker!
• puts cork back on … wine-tax proposal
• Winery bottles up double-digit growth …
• Ethiopia uncorks a new export …
• Australia Corks its Use of the Term Champagne…
• Romania seeks a drink of the U.S. wine market
• Through the grapevine: a new venture is coming to fruit