Finally! A Use For Politicians In The Vineyard

This link — Grape growers turn attention to wind machines –made me realize that all that climate-change-causing hot air from politicians could finally be put to good use.

Since water is in short supply for vineyard frost protection and wind machines are expensive to buy and operate (all that electricity or propane), why not put a politician in every vineyard?

Give them a speech and turn them loose. Teleconference the babble so they have an audience and their enemies can keep up with whatever they’ve hatching. The public could also keep an eye on them and the steady stream of lobbyists and campaign contributors.